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Ways to confuse a roommate
#38. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
#44. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
#49. Listen to radio static.
#53. Talk to yourself loudly in front of your roommate. After a while, begin discussing your roommate with yourself.
#60. Find out your roommate's post office box code. Open it and take his/her mail. Do this for one month. After that, send the mail to him/her by UPS.
#61. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a litter box under your desk. After two weeks, say that your cat is missing. Put up signs in your dorm, blame your roommate.
#62. Call safety and security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music.
#65. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.
#66. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
#78. Insist on writing the entire lyrics to the National Anthem on your ceiling above your bed. Sing them every night before you go to bed.
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